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Bush Supporters Denounce Liberal Ketchup

2. July 2004 • Ari Paul
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Ketchup, which was declared a vegetable under the Reagan regime, is apparently, a Democratic product. As we all know, John Kerry has close familial ties to the Heinz dynasty.

In response, those in the right-wing ranks have developed W Ketchup which the company claims “In side-by-side taste tests of five leading brands, we found that W Ketchup is second to none. You’ll never go back to Heinz again!”



  1. Did you notice that you can’t place your own comments? Also, I find it interesting that “The ‘W’ stands for ‘Washington’ ” as in President George Washington, especially since the advertisement proclaims dislike of a particular party. Washington was one of the first people to warn against political parties and commented on the dangers of political parties as he left the office. Leave it to W Ketchup to forget that well documented fact while propagating their propoganda.
       —Sravya    Jul. 4 '04 - 02:47PM    #