19. October 2004 • Brian Kerr Email this article
From today’s U-M Public Safety briefing (via the amazing George Hotelling):
10/18/2004 3:39:10 PM Embezzlement (cad # 42920091) UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL—1500 EAST MEDICAL CENTER Audits reported that an employee has been cashing checks writ to herself. Incident Report #04-0040
Not a bad gig, I guess. We’ll see if any more details emerge.
—T.J. Oct. 19 '04 - 07:02PM #
—George Oct. 20 '04 - 10:38AM #
2. ?????
3. Profit”
That’s about as big a Fark cliche as “France surrenders,” “Duke Sucks,” or baby head.
—T.J. Oct. 20 '04 - 12:03PM #
Step 1. Steal Underpants.
Step 2. ????
Step 3. Profit
—George Oct. 20 '04 - 03:19PM #