11. April 2005 • Ari Paul
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Lock up your daughters:
Uof M’s 1st Annual
*SAFE SEX FAIR*
Tuesday, April 12
11-4 pm in the Diag
ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!!
FREE food, FREE condoms, FREE lube, FREE sex catalogs and MUCH MORE! (Pick up your Safe Sex Fair T-shirt (only $9 – all proceeds go to
charity!)
GAMES & ACTIVITIES!
Join in the SAFE SEX OLYMPICS, taste test some FLAVORED CONDOMS, play SEX JEOPARDY, learn how to put a condom on WITH YOUR MOUTH, visit the SEX LIBRARIANS and make sure you walk through the SIX FOOT LONG VAGINA!
OTHER GREAT STUFF:
Get your EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTION prescription 11-1:30pm, stop by the KISSING BOOTH, add your opinion to the SEX SURVEYS, and learn some SENSUAL MASSAGE!
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—David Boyle Apr. 12 '05 - 02:54AM #
—Andrew Shirvell Apr. 12 '05 - 05:01AM #
I dunno about a Culture of Death, but I do know that doesn’t sound too appetizing.
—Brandon Apr. 12 '05 - 05:54AM #
—M Apr. 12 '05 - 12:47PM #
I think I need to recalibrate my ironymeter.
—js Apr. 12 '05 - 04:08PM #
get it,
ari p.
—Ari P. Apr. 12 '05 - 04:37PM #
WTF is this world coming to? And I’ll be willing to bet that these same people sponsoring this “exhibit” also decry viewing women solely as sex objects…
= hypocrites
—Brad Apr. 12 '05 - 04:47PM #
—mel May. 4 '05 - 02:26AM #
—jonn proper May. 9 '05 - 04:45PM #
—ashely periloux Sep. 14 '05 - 03:04AM #
—Tom Jensen Sep. 14 '05 - 03:31AM #